Friday, March 19, 2010

Zombieland liveblog.

I've heard a ton of great things about Zombieland, but for whatever reason, hadn't seen it. Well, I'm watching it now. So......here we go.

8:39 p.m. The guy on the voice over has a really annoying voice. (Turns out he's the main character, a poor-man's hybrid of Andy Samberg and Michael Cera. Worse than it sounds)

8:40 p.m. Right off the bat, this is has been gorey as fuck. Not sure why I'm surprised. PS...Metallica.

8: 42 p.m. Graphics about the rules of Zombie survival are a pretty nice touch.

8: 45 p.m. Mexican stand-off between lame Andy Samberg/Michael Cera guy and Woody Harrelson. Cool.

8:50 p.m. Enter hot chick.

8:53 p.m. Hot chick now a zombie. Pukes up some gross. Lame.

8:58 p.m. The rumors about Woody Harrelson in this movie are true. He's fucking crushing it.

9:14 p.m. Yup. Harrelson rocks. So does this movie.

9:18 p.m. Zombie killed by the old falling piano gag. Did I mention that Woody Harrelson is destroying this movie?

9:23 p.m. Zombie Charlie Chaplin was a nice touch.

9:26 p.m. Now god damned way. If Zombie Bill Murray shows up I'm going to piss.

9:27 p.m. Amazing. They did it. This is perfect.

9:30 p.m. 3-minute Bill Murray cameo was euphoric.

9:34 p.m. Father/son issues arise. This shit always gets me. Want to make me cry? Bring up father/son touching moments. It's all over after that.

9:39 p.m. Chick from Superbad is pretty damn hot.

9:43 p.m. Zombie shit storm en route.

9:45 p.m. Woody Harrelson quotes Babe. This movie is off the charts.

9:48 p.m. Chicks hiding on the Hellavator is a rookie move. Girls are dumb.

9: 50 p.m. Theme park Zombie fight kicks ass.

9: 58 p.m. Movie over. Pleasantly surprised.

Highlights: Woody Harrelson in general, Bill Murray's cameo, the soundtrack.

Lowlights: That kid's voice.

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