8:39 p.m. The guy on the voice over has a really annoying voice. (Turns out he's the main character, a poor-man's hybrid of Andy Samberg and Michael Cera. Worse than it sounds)
8:40 p.m. Right off the bat, this is has been gorey as fuck. Not sure why I'm surprised. PS...Metallica.
8: 42 p.m. Graphics about the rules of Zombie survival are a pretty nice touch.
8: 45 p.m. Mexican stand-off between lame Andy Samberg/Michael Cera guy and Woody Harrelson. Cool.
8:50 p.m. Enter hot chick.
8:53 p.m. Hot chick now a zombie. Pukes up some gross. Lame.
8:58 p.m. The rumors about Woody Harrelson in this movie are true. He's fucking crushing it.
9:14 p.m. Yup. Harrelson rocks. So does this movie.
9:18 p.m. Zombie killed by the old falling piano gag. Did I mention that Woody Harrelson is destroying this movie?
9:23 p.m. Zombie Charlie Chaplin was a nice touch.
9:26 p.m. Now god damned way. If Zombie Bill Murray shows up I'm going to piss.
9:27 p.m. Amazing. They did it. This is perfect.
9:30 p.m. 3-minute Bill Murray cameo was euphoric.
9:34 p.m. Father/son issues arise. This shit always gets me. Want to make me cry? Bring up father/son touching moments. It's all over after that.
9:39 p.m. Chick from Superbad is pretty damn hot.
9:43 p.m. Zombie shit storm en route.
9:45 p.m. Woody Harrelson quotes Babe. This movie is off the charts.
9:48 p.m. Chicks hiding on the Hellavator is a rookie move. Girls are dumb.
9: 50 p.m. Theme park Zombie fight kicks ass.
9: 58 p.m. Movie over. Pleasantly surprised.
Highlights: Woody Harrelson in general, Bill Murray's cameo, the soundtrack.
Lowlights: That kid's voice.
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