So hear me out, bro.
Like......I know Hitler was born on 4/20, but what if like, some jew at a concentration camp was all....
"Hey Hitler, before you murder me and all of my mates and what not, why don't you hit this bong?"
And Hitler was all...
"Okay"
And then he got all stoned right? Then he and the jew start talking about peace and shit because, you know, you just get it when you're on tree, you know? So long story short, Hitler's all "What have I done?" like Magneto and junk, and he just calls the whole thing off....you know...because of the weed.
Weed beats war.
Oh and then!
Instead of dropping the H-Bomb on Japan we drop a bomb full of THC, and then everyone's all lit and shit, and then, well.....unity.
Yeah.